Mostly Laughs...

Alright. I'm just gonna do me. I will be a comedy writer someday. So! I am just going to ignore everyone and following my dreams. First task, is to ignore the insults I get for these awful cliches...

doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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(via thparkaly)

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

(Source: shotquns, via kactuses)

orphandarkwhite:

evelynsmileees:

lapetitemouton:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard

that’s actually not such a bad idea

look what i did

(Source: hungarian)

sodamnrelatable:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

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(Source: samandriel, via asuspiciouslookingperson)