Mostly Laughs...

Alright. I'm just gonna do me. I will be a comedy writer someday. So! I am just going to ignore everyone and following my dreams. First task, is to ignore the insults I get for these awful cliches...

spookylemon:

busket:

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other

u know this literally happens right

in schools

for real

kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality

(via noas-arc)

dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys

(via rahcen)

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres, via teebaka)

whoneedsfeminism:

I am a feminist because:
my sister thinks it’s weird for me to not want to get married and have kids
when moving her into an ivy league college the campus store sold rape whistle keychains, and we felt the need to buy her one
dress codes
my tweet about gender equality got 1 favorite and my other about hating school got 10
the amount of objectification of women in the media
there is still not equal pay for women in the media
a nail polish has been made to test for date rape drugs and it is needed
"she was asking for it"
"men can’t be raped"
"boys will be boys"
it makes sense

whoneedsfeminism:

I am a feminist because:

  • my sister thinks it’s weird for me to not want to get married and have kids
  • when moving her into an ivy league college the campus store sold rape whistle keychains, and we felt the need to buy her one
  • dress codes
  • my tweet about gender equality got 1 favorite and my other about hating school got 10
  • the amount of objectification of women in the media
  • there is still not equal pay for women in the media
  • a nail polish has been made to test for date rape drugs and it is needed
  • "she was asking for it"
  • "men can’t be raped"
  • "boys will be boys"
  • it makes sense